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Top Secret Girlfriend Zone

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Hint: Your favorite Dutch snack 🇳🇱🍴

Welcome, Boutayna! 👋

Buckle up, this is going to be... interesting.

⚠️ WARNING: Contains dangerous levels of affection disguised as humor

🎮 The Disappointment Revenge Game

For all the times I've let you down, here's your chance for payback. Go ahead, I deserve it.

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0 Slaps Given
Ready! Status

Keep slapping until you feel better (or your finger hurts)

Reasons to slap (pick one, or all):

  • ☐ For stealing the blanket
  • ☐ For ragebaiting you
  • ☐ For being annoying (in a cute way?)
  • ☐ For making bad jokes
  • ☐ Just because you can
  • ☐ Okayyy Okayyy I know what for....

🎰 The Compliment Slot Machine

Because you deserve endless compliments, but I'm too lazy to think of new ones

Press the button for a 100% scientifically accurate compliment

Compliments generated: 0

🚫 Forbidden Zone

⚠️ DO NOT CLICK HERE ⚠️ (I'm serious, don't do it)

🙈 You clicked it anyway!

Fine... Here are some of my favorite photos of my gorgeous girlfriend:

My beautiful girlfriend
My beautiful girlfriend
My beautiful girlfriend
My beautiful girlfriend
🔴 DEFINITELY DON'T CLICK THIS ONE 🔴 (This one is even more forbidden)

😱 I specifically said not to!

But since you're here... I have to admit:

I think about you approximately 47 times per day.

Yes, I counted. Yes, I'm obsessed with you.

🤔 Quick Relationship Quiz

Question: Who's the best girlfriend in the world?

🎉 Correct! The answer is always Boutayna!

⏳ Loading Love...

Calculating how much I like you...

Result: ∞

Error: Number too large to display 🤷

🏃 The Impossible Button

Try to click "No" if you can...

Do you love me?

I knew it! 😏💕

🎫 Boyfriend Coupons

Valid until I forget about them (just kidding, they never expire)

FREE
Put makeup on me
✓ ONLY USE ONCEEEEE AND NO PHOTO
FREE
Win any argument
✓ Use wisely
FREE
You can slap me in the face
✓ Use once
FREE
Breakfast in bed
✓ Made with love (and YouTube tutorials)
FREE
One full day of me doing whatever you say
⚠️ Use at your own risk
FREE
Massage at any time you want
✓ Always valid

🎵 Songs That Remind Me Of You

Every time these come on, I think of you...

After Hours

The Weeknd

"Why it reminds me of you because that song was playing when i arrived at your house for the first time and I stopped maybe 4 times because I was so nervous"

We are the people

Empire of the Sun

"Why it reminds me of you because this was the first song I listened to when we started to share the spotify blend. I still regularly listen to it and it always reminds me of you"

Los Voltaje

Sayfalse, Ariis, Yb Wasg'ood

"Same story as the previous one"

Moments That Mean Everything

Some moments with you hit different... let me tell you about them

Swing in Amsterdam

When we took that swing in Amsterdam. We were both hoping that he wasnt gonna take the photo from us that we look back to the camera. And that we found the video and photo's online after and that i booked tickets for the wrong day. Also that we forgot our reservation for the restaurant after rebooking it, and then taking the food to the hotel, because we both found it to busy and werent hungry.

What it does to me: Makes me wanna go back to that time and take more trips with you

Introducing me to tagine

Damn like what can i tell more about this then the titel. That was the first time eating moroccan and i was so scared that i wasnt gonna like it and i was NOT hungry because i was so nervous because that was the first time seeing you. But till this day i'm still craving that tagine of yours

What it does to me: Makes me wanna eat tagine every day

Just Being Together

Those moments when we're not even doing anything special, just being in the same space. Watching something, being quiet, just being together. It never feels boring with you.

What it does to me: Feels like home. Like I finally found my person.

Asking u to be your bf

This one is probably the best moment of my life, the happiness i felt when you said yes, I was so scared to ask you. Also seeing how happy you was unpacking those gifts was unforgettable and I will never forget that moment

What it does to me: Heart goes crazy. And makes me want to get more gifts heeheee

Eating korean food

I liked how you wanted to eat korean and made me go to eat it. Those dishes were really good and i liked how you were so excited to eat it. Now I need more korean food like that in my life

What it does to me: Wanna get more korean food with you

Okay, jokes aside now...

After all the silliness, here's what I really want to say:

Dear Boutayna,

I know this whole website has been pretty ridiculous (you're welcome), but i thought lets try something different

You're not just my girlfriend, you're my favorite person. The one I want to share stupid videos with until 2 AM. The one whose laugh makes any bad day better. The one who puts up with my nonsense and somehow still thinks I'm worth keeping around.

Every moment with you feels like an adventure, even when we're just doing nothing together. You make me feel like myself and safe, and I don't think you even realize it how much i adore that.

Thank you for being you. Thank you for choosing me. Thank you for making me want to be better every single day.

I love you more than I could ever express, which is why I made this whole silly website...

Forever yours,
Vasco❤️

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Happy Valentine's Day!

Boutayna, you make my life complete

(And yes, you can slap me again if this was too cheesy)

Made with love and several cups of coffee

No boyfriends were harmed in the making of this website (yet)